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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 7389 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4550 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Picture this: you spawn in and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who challenges you to a dance-off for a stack of enchanted golden apples. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with crazy quests, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers go to boogie down.
But wait, there’s more! Every week we have a fruit-themed event where players must choose their most hated fruit and build a giant monument to it. The player with the most creative and ridiculous monument wins a prize so outrageous, we can’t even tell you what it is here.
So if you’re ready to embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other, join our server today and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way). See you in the game, fruit-haters!
