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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 2466 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Votes: | 4151 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Picture this: you spawn in and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who challenges you to a dance-off for a stack of enchanted golden apples. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with crazy quests, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers go to boogie down.
But wait, there’s more! Every week we have a fruit-themed event where players must choose their most hated fruit and build a giant monument to it. The player with the most creative and ridiculous monument wins a prize so outrageous, we can’t even tell you what it is here.
So if you’re ready to embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other, join our server today and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way). See you in the game, fruit-haters!