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| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 7210 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Picture this: you spawn in and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who challenges you to a dance-off for a stack of enchanted golden apples. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with crazy quests, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers go to boogie down.
But wait, there’s more! Every week we have a fruit-themed event where players must choose their most hated fruit and build a giant monument to it. The player with the most creative and ridiculous monument wins a prize so outrageous, we can’t even tell you what it is here.
So if you’re ready to embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other, join our server today and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way). See you in the game, fruit-haters!
