come join our epic minecraft server where the beets are the rulers and the fruit salad is the ultimate power. you think you know minecraft? think again, because on our server, everything is upside down and inside out.

we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.

our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.

join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Underground Cities Explored: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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