Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Hitler eating ice cream? Look no further! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality. Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the Macarena, and villagers starting a rebellion against the players. Trust us, you won’t find a server more absurd and entertaining than this one! So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected: 37 Dragon Eggs Found: 9492
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Animals Bred: 65
Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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