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SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Emeralds Found:	531	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magic Items Found:	3562
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Void Armor Forged:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Void Gems Collected:	37	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Alien Abductions:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ores Mined:	1165	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8444	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Crops Grown:	7145
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Animals Bred:	74
Alien Abductions:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Magic Items Found:	1780
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Votes:	3926
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Void Gems Collected:	32	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Void Gems Collected:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Animals Bred:	86
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mines Excavated:	4149
Divine Spears Created:	29	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3361
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Animals Bred:	99	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	46	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

Players:	102/100	Votes:	601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Towns Built:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2