so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, Macron himself plays on here. he’s, like, building a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks and chicken feathers. it’s, like, totally epic.

plus, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to ride a llama through a maze while dodging flaming arrows. it’s, like, intense, dude.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found: 7 Meteorites Collected: 4
Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
Towns Built: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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