so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, Macron himself plays on here. he’s, like, building a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks and chicken feathers. it’s, like, totally epic.

plus, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to ride a llama through a maze while dodging flaming arrows. it’s, like, intense, dude.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Gods Slained: 0
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
Treasure Maps Found: 15 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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