FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Void Gems Collected:	27	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Void Armor Forged:	26	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	110	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3038
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Votes:	8473
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Dimension Hops:	12	Animals Bred:	126
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Villages Defended:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Astral Projections Made:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6648
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4399	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	249
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3766

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4614	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Potions Brewed:	193	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ores Mined:	3568

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Towns Built:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2853
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Villages Defended:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	539
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Animals Bred:	169	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!