lol come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing up ur house. also all the diamonds u find are actually chocolate diamonds that u can eat for a power boost.

we have a secret underground village where the villagers are all secretly werewolves and will transform under the full moon to protect u from any zombie attacks.

if u build a house out of pink wool, u will attract a magical unicorn that will grant u three wishes. but be careful, if u wish for something too crazy like a flying pig, the unicorn might turn u into a flying pig instead.

we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but be careful not to eat too much or u might get stuck in the maze forever.

so come join our server and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await u!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 53
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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