lol come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing up ur house. also all the diamonds u find are actually chocolate diamonds that u can eat for a power boost.

we have a secret underground village where the villagers are all secretly werewolves and will transform under the full moon to protect u from any zombie attacks.

if u build a house out of pink wool, u will attract a magical unicorn that will grant u three wishes. but be careful, if u wish for something too crazy like a flying pig, the unicorn might turn u into a flying pig instead.

we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but be careful not to eat too much or u might get stuck in the maze forever.

so come join our server and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await u!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
Emeralds Found: 8928 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 61
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Alien Abductions: 4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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