lol come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing up ur house. also all the diamonds u find are actually chocolate diamonds that u can eat for a power boost.

we have a secret underground village where the villagers are all secretly werewolves and will transform under the full moon to protect u from any zombie attacks.

if u build a house out of pink wool, u will attract a magical unicorn that will grant u three wishes. but be careful, if u wish for something too crazy like a flying pig, the unicorn might turn u into a flying pig instead.

we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but be careful not to eat too much or u might get stuck in the maze forever.

so come join our server and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await u!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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