lol come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing up ur house. also all the diamonds u find are actually chocolate diamonds that u can eat for a power boost.

we have a secret underground village where the villagers are all secretly werewolves and will transform under the full moon to protect u from any zombie attacks.

if u build a house out of pink wool, u will attract a magical unicorn that will grant u three wishes. but be careful, if u wish for something too crazy like a flying pig, the unicorn might turn u into a flying pig instead.

we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but be careful not to eat too much or u might get stuck in the maze forever.

so come join our server and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await u!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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