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| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 9476 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
like, last week, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was, like, so intense, you could feel the feathers flying everywhere. and then, like, out of nowhere, a herd of dancing pigs joined in and started breakdancing. it was, like, the best thing ever, dude.
and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. it’s, like, the hottest spot in all of minecraft. we got glowsticks, we got funky music, we got villagers doing the worm. it’s, like, totally lit, bro.
so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and, like, never forget a single moment, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the ultimate minecraft experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.
