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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 2759 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 138 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers out of the hilt. They used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped unlimited chicken nuggets for them to feast on for eternity. True story.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life! And remember, NEVER FORGET to bring your sense of humor and your diamond pickaxe.