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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

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