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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 5944 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 420 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
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