| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 8869 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
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| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 9977 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 4506 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 192 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9106 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2830 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 3234 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 901 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 741 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 123 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 2082 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 421193 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6542 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 1096 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Star Shards Collected: | 288 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 136 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 9926 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 106980 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 13 | Animals Bred: | 118 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 26 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
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| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 2775 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 9149 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4063 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 4509 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 2261 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Potions Brewed: | 150 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 9823 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 655 |
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 7557 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 821 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1021 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
