| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 5781 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
play.forestblock.fun
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 6482 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 65 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8549 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 5832 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 2201 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 6584 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8412 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.
And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 8730 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 225 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.
But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?
So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 8618 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
gx.stalkermc.ru
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 5562 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Mines Excavated: | 3301 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 9350 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 502358 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 496 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2290 |
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 7383 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 88 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Emeralds Found: | 1445 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.
Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 3181 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 42 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.
if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.
so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 7320 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2419 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 9881 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Ores Mined: | 7521 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.
plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.
so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 4516 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 7948 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.
From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 2020 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 32 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.
Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 9201 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 712232 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Farms Harvested: | 246 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9376 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!
Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!
So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 6928 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of getting lost in a dark cave? Don’t worry, our server comes equipped with GPS-enabled pickaxes that will lead you straight back to safety! No more wandering aimlessly in the dark, unless you’re into that sort of thing.
Are you terrified of running out of food while exploring the vast Minecraft world? Fear not, because on our server, all animals drop candy instead of meat! Satisfy your hunger and your sweet tooth at the same time.
So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so much fun?
