Welcome to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing deader than our mobs is our sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombies while being chased by a pack of deranged skeleton clowns.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance party, complete with explosive beats and killer moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has taken up knitting as a hobby and now terrorizes players with his deadly yarn bombs.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Front, a group of rebellious llamas who are determined to overthrow their sheep oppressors and establish llama supremacy once and for all.

So come on down to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the laughter echoing through the haunted forests. Join us if you dare, and prepare for a gaming experience unlike any other!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Falling into the Void: 1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

    CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!
    Welcome to CatCraft!
    CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
    Seasons:

    • Season 1: April 4, 2019
    • Season 2: December 2021 (1.18 update)
    Current Version: 1.21
    World Border: 16k in every direction
    Hosted in Ashburn, VA

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What are the server rules?
    1. Don’t be a dick.
    2. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief.
    3. Server is 21+ only.
    4. PVP is fair play.
    5. No hacking or cheating.
    6. Pranking allowed within reason.
    7. Include favorite cat breed in application.
    8. Keep the server tidy.
    9. Avoid killing withers in the over-world.
    10. See rule 1.
    What are some important server details?
    • No Enderman Griefing
    • Custom recipes and features
    • Renewable Coral
    • Fast Leaf Decay
    • Custom PVE group boss and dungeons
    • and more…
    Where can I find more information or apply? Join our Discord

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Falling into the Void: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Ores Mined: 1170
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Spooky Night Minecraft Server

    Spooky Night Minecraft Server
    Ever wondered what made OG Animal Crossing so spooky at night? Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully fishing by the river when suddenly, a ghostly villager appears out of nowhere and starts haunting you for not paying your mortgage on time! And don’t even get me started on the creepy gyroids that come to life and start dancing around your house at midnight.

    But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the thrills and chills of OG Animal Crossing in a whole new way! Join us and build your own haunted village, complete with ghostly villagers, dancing gyroids, and even a haunted museum filled with cursed artifacts.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the spooky nights of OG Animal Crossing!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Farms Harvested: 271 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Villages Defended: 12
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • AC Off Minecraft Server

    AC Off Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

    Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

    Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Star Shards Collected: 178

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • VomitVibesCraft

    VomitVibesCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

    Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
    Villages Defended: 8 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 65
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ScareFlicksMC SMP

    ScareFlicksMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7687 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • BlockCraft911

    BlockCraft911
    Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you become invincible in real life? Yep, it’s true! We’ve had players survive shark attacks, dodge speeding cars, and even survive a zombie apocalypse all because they built a diamond house on our server. So come join us and start building your diamond fortress today – you never know when it might just save your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!

    ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? WE GOT DRONES THAT ARE “ELECTRONIC WARFARE RESISTANT” JUST LIKE THE CHAKLUN DRONE!

    IMAGINE FLYING AROUND IN MINECRAFT, DODGING ATTACKS FROM OTHER PLAYERS, JUST LIKE A REAL DRONE IN BATTLE!

    JOIN US NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF WARFARE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS UKRAINE WHEN YOU GOT US, AMIRITE? LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Emeralds Found: 2125
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Centurion

    Centurion

    A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Border 512×512

    Border 512×512

    Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 426
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

    WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

    WanMC² Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-Vanilla Semi-Anarchy with Roleplay
    Features Master redstone, roleplay, PvP
    Community Friendly and welcoming

    Join us now! https://discord.gg/S5BHAaKXzT

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: While it is a semi-anarchy server, we do have some basic rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: Some mods are allowed, but it is recommended to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any issues.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: As it is a semi-anarchy server, some level of griefing is allowed, but excessive griefing may result in consequences. It is best to respect other players’ builds and creations.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Simply click on the Discord invitation link provided above and follow the instructions to join the server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server

    The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos and join a tribe of misfits? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who want to let loose and explore their darker side.

    Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.

    But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?

    So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Crafty LINK SMP – BTC Chart

    Crafty LINK SMP – BTC Chart
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to take something from the chest, it would explode into a shower of glitter and rainbows! It was like a fabulous explosion of wealth and happiness! So if you want to experience the thrill of exploding loot chests and join in on the madness, come join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Potions Brewed: 78
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • MomCare Minecraft Server

    MomCare Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build with next!

    Join us and escape from the chaos of blended families and financial burdens. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building your dream world without worrying about taking out loans with your businesses as collateral.

    Plus, with our virtual savings account feature, you can start saving up for any potential future expenses in the game. Who knew Minecraft could teach you financial responsibility?

    So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and let the crafting therapy begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Magic Items Found: 2895
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Void Armor Forged: 14

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • BirthBlockerz – 18F

    BirthBlockerz – 18F
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and leave behind the struggles of being the fourth child in a broke family, where arguments and fights are a daily occurrence.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about college fees or financial stress. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs to your heart’s content.

    Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can join our server and become the master of your own destiny? Leave the tears behind and let’s create some epic memories together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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