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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 4602 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 907360 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Well, except for one… Forced Bi! But hey, it’s not gay if she wants you to do it, right? Join us for some hilarious and awkward encounters as we navigate through this crazy world together.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them? The choice is yours, but beware, they spit!
Oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of bacon. It’s a sight to behold, and definitely worth joining the server just to witness this phenomenon.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and unforgettable experience. And remember, it’s not gay if she wants you to do it!
