| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 7335 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 18 |
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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 7328 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 190 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 4764 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 310 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 833093 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3512 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 1701 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8062 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1967 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 343 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 7294 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 9063 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 70 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6290 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 117 |
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 7828 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 3066 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 4309 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2604 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 7565 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 9507 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 552 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 126 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2765 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 2258 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8084 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 26 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 8760 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Emeralds Found: | 3808 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 5376 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
