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CreeperLoveCraft

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Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Farms Harvested:	280	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

LebCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

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so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9004	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

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Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	128	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Star Shards Collected:	163

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Ozempic-FreeZone

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

AppAddictMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BlockBuster10/10

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Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Players Killed by Monsters:	9659
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PutinCraft2020

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join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Mines Excavated:	3881
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

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so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21

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Server Name	Draconicraft SMP
Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview:

Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The server world expands with each update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without the fear of resets. The server aims to provide a chill and respectful environment for adult players to enjoy the game together.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is restricted to players who are 18 years or older.

2. How do I join the server?

Join our Discord server and fill out the application form to be whitelisted.

3. What mods/plugins does the server use?

The server uses various datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and Player Head Drops. We also have Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap for better orientation.

4. What is the server’s primary language?

English is the primary language for public Discord server and in-game chat. However, players are free to use their preferred language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

5. How large is the server world?

The server world has a 20k world border that expands with each Minecraft update.

6. Can I build large projects on the server?

Absolutely! The lack of resets allows players to work on large projects at their own pace.

7. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed. The server aims to provide a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

8. How can I contact the server admins?

You can reach out to the server admins through Discord for any inquiries or assistance.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Potions Brewed:	110
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Royal Torture Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride as we unleash the chaos of Dumping Volume 15 Extras!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players discovered a secret underground lair filled with talking cows who were plotting to take over the server. It was udderly ridiculous, but also hilarious!

And let’s not forget about the time a group of players stumbled upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything was made out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat your way through obstacles?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players saddle up their favorite porky pals and compete for the title of Fastest Swine in the West. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zooming past you at lightning speed.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Dumping Volume 15 Extras for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and mayhem!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	3078	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1