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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 3645 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1733 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 30 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Forget about kale smoothies and quinoa salads, on our server, we feast on deep-fried diamond ore, lava cake with extra magma frosting, and creeper cupcakes that will literally explode in your mouth (in a good way, we promise). Our food is so unhealthy, even the zombies are trying to watch their cholesterol levels!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get to participate in our annual “Eat ‘Til You Explode” competition, where players compete to see who can eat the most enchanted golden apples before their stomachs burst (spoiler alert: it’s always the pigs).
So why waste your time on boring old healthy foods when you could be indulging in a smorgasbord of deliciously deadly delights on our Minecraft server? Join us now and start living life on the edge (of a heart attack)!