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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 5782 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Emeralds Found: | 8759 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be dodging PFAS, bisphenols, and phthalates as they migrate from packaging into your virtual food! It’s like a wild obstacle course for your taste buds!
Join us now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have potential mammary carcinogens instead? Let’s get toxic, baby!