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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 6570 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 454 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
so, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of unicorns and bacon rainbows. we got so many cool things like flying pigs, talking zombies, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.
if u join dis server, u will be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers from ur eyes and ride on a giant chicken that farts glitter. oh, and did i mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky made entirely of cotton candy? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every week where all the players have to team up to defeat a giant dragon made out of bubblegum. and if u manage to defeat it, u will be rewarded with a magical sword that can turn ur enemies into fluffy bunnies.
so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright weird adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
