yo, come join our minecraft server where we got flying cars that are even more inconvenient than in real life! like, they’re always crashing into each other and causing chaos. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

plus, we got a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’ll trade you some out-of-this-world items in exchange for your soul… just kidding, they just want emeralds. but still, pretty cool, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant lava pit in the middle of spawn? it’s like a hot tub, but way more dangerous. so come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. who needs flying cars when you have all this craziness to explore?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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