yo, come join our minecraft server where we got flying cars that are even more inconvenient than in real life! like, they’re always crashing into each other and causing chaos. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

plus, we got a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’ll trade you some out-of-this-world items in exchange for your soul… just kidding, they just want emeralds. but still, pretty cool, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant lava pit in the middle of spawn? it’s like a hot tub, but way more dangerous. so come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. who needs flying cars when you have all this craziness to explore?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Star Shards Collected: 143
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 10
Epic Quests Completed: 15 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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