hey u, yes u, do u want to join a minecraft server that will make ur teeth sparkle like diamonds? well, u gotta join our server cuz we add FLUORIDE to our drinking water in the game! ur teeth will be so strong, creepers will be scared to blow up near u!

we got a Cochrane review that says our fluoridation benefits have declined since the 1970s, but who cares about that when ur teeth are gonna be SHINY AF! plus, we got fluoride toothpaste in the game too, so u can double up on that dental health swag.

join our server now and watch as ur teeth become the envy of all the other players. trust us, u won’t wanna miss out on this dental adventure!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 New Chunks Explored: 890367
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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