FluCraft Minecraft Server

avian, bird flu, Canadian, Contagious, Disease, FluCraft, Genetic, H5N1, health, Illness, infectious, ISOLATED, Minecraft, mutation, mutations, outbreak, pandemic, respiratory, Server, teenager, Transmission, Virus, worrisome

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	371
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

New Minecraft Servers

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more mutations than a H5N1 bird flu virus from a canadian teenager! we got crazy stuff like zombie pigmen riding on chickens, creepers that explode into confetti, and villagers that trade diamonds for dirt blocks.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to log on. we got secret dungeons filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that shoot fireballs, and a nether portal that leads to a disco party with the ender dragon.

so come join us and experience the wildest, most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you get turned into a zombie by our resident witch, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

Crafting for Christ [SMP]

bedrock, Chat, Christ, Community, consent, Crafting, diamond-based, Discord, Economy, family friendly, Griefing, java, Jesus focused, kid safe, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, QOL changes, Safe Server initiative, Server, shopping, smp, stealing, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Votes:	2923
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Overview
Love God and really dig Minecraft? At Crafting for Christ we are crafting a Christ centered Minecraft community. CFC is a family friendly, kid safe, Jesus focused Minecraft server. We strive to demonstrate the love of Jesus in all we do. We invite you to join if you love Minecraft and want to see for yourself what is different about our server. We offer: Java/Bedrock, Survival multi-player, Close to Vanilla experience with minor QOL changes to enhance the experience, Safe Server initiative to protect our little ones, Rules include; no griefing or stealing, no PVP without consent, and no inappropriate chat, Diamond based; player run economy, with an active shopping area, An active and loving discord community. Come alone or bring your family. We look forward to greeting you! Website: https://craftingforchrist.net/ Discord server: https://craftingforchrist.net/discord

Overview

Love God and really dig Minecraft? At Crafting for Christ we are crafting a Christ centered Minecraft community. CFC is a family friendly, kid safe, Jesus focused Minecraft server. We strive to demonstrate the love of Jesus in all we do. We invite you to join if you love Minecraft and want to see for yourself what is different about our server. We offer: Java/Bedrock, Survival multi-player, Close to Vanilla experience with minor QOL changes to enhance the experience, Safe Server initiative to protect our little ones, Rules include; no griefing or stealing, no PVP without consent, and no inappropriate chat, Diamond based; player run economy, with an active shopping area, An active and loving discord community. Come alone or bring your family. We look forward to greeting you! Website: https://craftingforchrist.net/ Discord server: https://craftingforchrist.net/discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Crafting for Christ a family friendly server?	Yes, Crafting for Christ is a family friendly, kid safe server.
What are the rules on the server?	The rules include no griefing or stealing, no PVP without consent, and no inappropriate chat.
Is there an active community on Discord?	Yes, we have an active and loving discord community.
What type of gameplay does Crafting for Christ offer?	We offer Java/Bedrock versions, Survival multi-player, and a close to Vanilla experience with minor QOL changes.
How can I join the server?	You can visit our website at https://craftingforchrist.net/ and follow the instructions to join.

Foid Destroyer Life 1.20.4

1.20.4, ABUSIVE, Boundaries, brainwashed, crazy, Decade, destroy, destroyer, Emotional Abuse, foid, Gaslighting, healing, Life, Manipulation, mental health, Recovery, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, TOXIC, toxic relationships, VOLCEL

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5693
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	204	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Yo, bro, forget about all that drama and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and no foids to ruin your vibe. Build your dream world without any toxic relationships holding you back. Volcel for life, but Minecraft forever! Join us and escape the madness of reality. Let’s craft and laugh together, no brainwashing allowed here!

VibeCraftCentral

adult toys, Boundaries, co parenting, cognitive impairment, communication problems, domestic disputes, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, Hidden Secrets, household dynamics, living arrangements, long-term effects, personal space, privacy, relationship issues, Respect, self-care, single parenting, Trust, VibeCraftCentral, vibrator

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dimension Hops:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Villages Defended:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex’s accusations about a vibrator? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a hidden treasure hunt where you have to find the elusive vibrator hidden in a box of old clothes in the garage. Trust us, it’s a challenge worth undertaking.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of living with your ex while not actually being together, just like our server owner did. Separate rooms, separate lives, but one shared goal: taking care of our virtual daughter (who may or may not have a cognitive impairment, we’re still deciding on that one).

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the added bonus of being accused of using a vibrator while your ex is asleep? It’s a classic case of mistaken vibrations that will keep you on your toes (and maybe even make you question your own sanity).

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a breakup with a side of misplaced sex toys, join us now! Just remember, don’t forget to bring your accountability and respect, because things can get heated in our virtual world.

CraftyWanderlust

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Farms Harvested:	312
Star Shards Collected:	158	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of living in the same old boring country in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual passport to the most epic countries you can imagine! Want to live in a land made entirely of candy? Done. How about a country where llamas rule the land and have their own llama parliament? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the country where everyone communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re ready for a wild adventure and a one-way ticket to crazy town, join our server now and start exploring your dream country today!

Eternal Resting Place 1.20.5

1.20.5, bereavement, coping, dealing with loss, death, departed loved ones, emotional pain, ETERNAL, eternal rest, final farewell, Funeral, GRIEVING, Heartache, Life after death., Loss, Memories, mourning, passing away, Place, Remembrance, rest in peace, resting, Sadness, saying goodbye

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Secret Passages Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

LOL, join our Minecraft server because we have zombies that drop diamonds when they die!

You’ll never be bored because our creepers throw parties every night and explode in rainbow colors!

The pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance, it’s a real barnyard bonanza up in here!

Come on in and see for yourself, but be careful of the killer bunnies – they’re cute but deadly!

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers!

Join now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

RentALessFriendAITA

abusive parent, boarding school, cleanliness, Communication, communication breakdown, Credit, damaged property, Disappointment, Favours, friendship, Honesty, honesty in references, OBLIGATION, realtors, rental history, rental property, rental reference, RentALessFriendAITA, Struggling, Support, used

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this crazy story!

Imagine living in a Minecraft world with your best friend, only to have them completely ghost you once they no longer need your cheap rent. That’s right, just like the OP’s friend in this story, you never know who might turn their back on you in our server!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles over rental references, where you’ll have to decide if you’re willing to lie for your former friend or spill the tea on their dirty living habits. It’s a cutthroat world out there, and only the strongest survive on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, full of backstabbing, drama, and shady rental history, then join our server today! Who needs boring old friendships when you can have all the excitement of a soap opera right in your Minecraft world?

CraftyDan’s Warzone

Air Force, Army, Buy, CraftyDans, Danish military, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, defense spending, defense strategy, denmark, Equipment, foreign policy, military gear, military technology, national defense, Navy, prime minister, Procurement, SECURITY, warzone, weapons

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Zombie Dances:	1
Emeralds Found:	8628	Runes Activated:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Void Armor Forged:	25
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more military gear than denmark! our prime minister is always shouting “buy, buy, buy” because we have so much cool stuff to get! you can ride into battle on a diamond-encrusted tank or fight off creepers with a rocket launcher! our pvp battles are so intense, even herobrine would be scared to join! so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s dominate the minecraft world together!

WombCraft: Gene Targeting Fun

Fun, Gene, gene targeting, Gene therapy, genetic breakthrough, genetic disorder, genetic medicine, genetic mutation, genetic research, genetic therapy, genetic treatment, infant treatment, medical breakthrough, medical innovation, Motor neuron disease, neurological disorder, newborn treatment, prenatal treatment, Rare Disease, spinal cord disease, spinal Muscular Atrophy, Targeting, womb treatment, WombCraft

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

yo, dis server be like dat two-and-a-half-year-old girl who be defying all odds and kickin’ butt! we be treatin’ our players with love and care like dat gene-targeting drug treatin’ dat lil girl in da womb. ain’t no rare genetic disorder gonna hold us back, we be conquerin’ all dem challenges like bosses!

come join us and be part of dis epic journey where we be fightin’ against all odds and comin’ out on top! we be da first ones to offer dis kind of crazy treatment to our players, makin’ sure dey be livin’ their best Minecraft lives with no signs of any condition holdin’ dem back.

so what you waitin’ for? come join us and be part of dis epic adventure where we be defyin’ all expectations and havin’ a blast while doin’ it! ain’t nothin’ gonna stop us from havin’ da best time ever on dis server, so come on and join da fun!

SmartieSMP

active SMP community, admin interference, Builder, Community, Community Projects, enjoy the game, Explorer, hand-built structures, laid back, Minecraft, Mods, Plugins, PvP, redstone engineer, Regular Events, seasonal switches, Server, SmartieSMP, smp, stealing, survival experience

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Minecraft Survival SMP Server Overview

About the Server
We’re a community that focuses on fun. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll find a place here. While the server isn’t a vanilla pre-install, there are no plugins or mods that interfere with gameplay. You’ll get the most authentic Minecraft experience possible, with nothing altering the core mechanics.
Seasonal Switches
We reset every two months to keep things fresh and exciting, so there’s always a new world to explore and build in. With the next season starting soon, this is a great chance to get in early and start fresh with everyone else.
What You Can Expect
Active players, no unnecessary admin interference, and the freedom to play the way Minecraft was meant to be played. PvP and stealing are allowed, but at its core, this is a survival experience meant to bring players together. Expect hand-built structures, community projects, and regular events to keep things engaging.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided in the invitation.

Q: Is there any fee to join the server?

A: No, joining the server is completely free.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: While PvP and stealing are allowed, the server encourages a friendly and cooperative community. Any disruptive behavior may result in consequences.

Ethereal Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, androgyny, empowerment, Ethereal, fashion, Femboy, Femininity, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Haven, Identity, Individuality, LGBTQ, Masculinity, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	179	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Yo, bro, if you wanna see what happens when a dude over 25 tries to be a “femboy” in Minecraft, you gotta join this server!

We got dudes running around in pink tutus, trying to rock that femboy look but failing miserably. It’s a total trainwreck, but in a hilarious way.

You won’t believe your eyes when you see these grown men trying to pull off the femboy aesthetic. It’s like a cringey comedy show, but in Minecraft form.

So if you wanna witness the ultimate cringe fest and have a good laugh, come join us on this server. It’s a wild ride that you won’t forget anytime soon!

PhoneSnatcherRage

ambulance, Apologize.., bus, bus canceled, expensive, Forgot, Friend, heart problems, Late, medication, OFFENDED, overreact, Panic, Phone, PhoneSnatcherRage, playfull, prank, School, scream, Tears

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Lily pranked her friend with a missing phone scare! Our server is so fun, it’ll have you questioning reality just like when the bus was late and the phone went missing.

Experience the thrill of heart-pounding adventures, just like when our player thought they were going to faint from panic. And don’t worry, our server is so exciting, it’ll make you yell so loud the whole street will hear you, just like when our player found out it was all just a prank.

So come join us for a crazy, heart-stopping good time on our Minecraft server, where the only thing missing is your presence! Who needs a missing phone when you have us?

KremlinCraft SMP: Dirt on Elon & Trump

Blackmail, coercion, collusion, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, Dirt, donald trump, Elon, elon musk, Espionage, Government, hidden agenda., influence, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, Politics, power, russia, scandal, Secrets, smp, trump

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6486
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Farms Harvested:	134	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. Like, Elon Musk and Donald Trump were totally playing on it and Russia had some dirt on them or something, like what even?! But like, you gotta join this server to find out the juicy deets, it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and stuff. It’s like, so OP, you won’t even know what hit you. So come join us and uncover the truth behind Russia’s hold on Elon and Trump, it’s gonna be wild, I swear! #MinecraftConspiracies #JoinUsOrElseLOLZ🤪🤣🤯🤑🤔🤫

CraftyBillionairesGoneWild

activism, billionaires, corporate greed, Corruption, CraftyBillionairesGoneWild, Democracy, economic justice, Economy, Government, grassroots movements, income inequality, political reform, Politics, power dynamics, resistance, revolution, social justice, societal change, Tipping Point, Usa, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13

Are you tired of billionaires treating the USA like their own personal Monopoly board? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join forces with other players to take back the country from those greedy fat cats! Build your own fortress of resistance, complete with secret underground tunnels and a moat filled with lava (because why not?). Form alliances with other players to strategize how to overthrow the billionaire overlords and restore peace and prosperity to the land. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server – could this be the key to funding your revolution? Join now and let’s show those billionaires who’s boss!

BlockyBibas Minecraft Server

Bibas children, BlockyBibas, Conflict Resolution, family tragedy, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostage situation, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international news, Israeli hostages, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Mother, peace negotiations, political tensions, Red Cross, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, war zone

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Towns Built:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

LOLZ come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we trade bodies like Pokemons! We got Hamas handing over Israeli hostages to the Red Cross like it’s a freakin’ game of hot potato. Biba’s children and their mama are all up in this mess, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Who needs diamonds when you can have human bodies, amirite? Join now for some twisted fun and see if you can survive the chaos!

KremlinCraft: Trump Edition

collusion, controversy, Democracy, Diplomacy, Edition, election interference, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, News, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Divine Spears Created:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and trump team up to take over the world!!! build your own kremlin and plot world domination with your new bff trump!!! who needs democracy when you have minecraft??? join now for a chance to be put on the kremlin’s wall of fame for all eternity!!! hurry before putin changes his mind and bans minecraft forever!!! #russiatrumpminecrafttakeover