New Minecraft Servers

Flubber’s Chubby Craft

Flubber’s Chubby Craft

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t give you that special feeling? Well, look no further because our server will literally make you go “Flubber gives me a chubber!” That’s right, our virtual world is so exhilarating and exciting that it will give you a chubber (whatever that means).

Join our server and embark on wild adventures where you’ll encounter flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the night. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the fun.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine a thousand blocks in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when someone asks why you’re playing on our server, just tell them, “Flubber gives me a chubber!”

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  • Brain Weight Control – Gut Signal

    Brain Weight Control – Gut Signal

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?

    on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.

    join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!

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  • Block Haven 1.20.6

    Block Haven 1.20.6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old boring content? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where cows fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos at every turn. Build a house out of cake, ride a pig into battle, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

    Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

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  • French Women In Your Country Minecraft SMP

    French Women In Your Country Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of only seeing French women in your country through pictures and movies? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to interact with not just one, but a whole village of French women! They’ll teach you how to say “baguette” in the most seductive way possible and show you how to build a house that screams “Ooh la la!”

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sweet llama moves that will impress all your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join their ranks and help them hatch their evil plans (pun intended) while enjoying some good old-fashioned chicken banter.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world unlike any other, where French women, disco llamas, and scheming chickens all come together for a truly unique gaming experience!

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  • CoalCraft: The Worst Bonus Ever

    CoalCraft: The Worst Bonus Ever

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    Are you tired of getting lame Christmas bonuses like socks or fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive epic Christmas bonuses like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even a pet dragon! Join us and celebrate the holidays in style as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who needs a boring office party when you can have a virtual adventure like no other? Join now and let’s sleigh this Christmas together!

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  • FinnCraft Server: Shipwrecked Cable Cut

    FinnCraft Server: Shipwrecked Cable Cut

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where finland be seizin ships left and right after some undersea cable be cut like whaaaaat. we got all the craziness you need to keep you entertained for hours on end. sail the high seas, build epic ships, and watch out for them finland peeps cuz they be on a rampage. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget, trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

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