Updated November 10, 2024
Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us for a chance to collaborate with Ai-Da on your next build, who knows, maybe you’ll create the next million-dollar masterpiece together! Plus, rumor has it that Ai-Da’s bob haircut is the latest trend among our players – get yours today and become a fashion icon in the Minecraft world!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be a part of the craziest, most innovative community in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to strike it rich with your creations!
Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
1. Our server is powered by magical Viagra blocks that will make your builds stand tall and proud. No more tiny houses for you!
2. The mobs on our server have all been vaccinated by Pfizer, so you don’t have to worry about catching any weird diseases while exploring.
3. Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle the evil boss, Dr. Fauci, and his army of vaccine-resistant zombies. Can you defeat them and save the world?
4. We have a special potion shop where you can buy potions that will give you superhuman strength, speed, and the ability to fly. Just don’t drink too many or you might start seeing Pfizer’s logo everywhere.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, thanks to Pfizer!
Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 21 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure hunts, and a secret society of llamas plotting world domination. And did we mention the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot for lucky players?
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of conspiracy theories, ketamine-fueled adventures, and llamas with a thirst for power? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!
Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join our server for a chance to mine salt like never before! Dig deep into the mines and collect as much salt as you can to become the saltiest player in the game. But be careful, too much salt might make you a little salty yourself!
To join our server, simply post your Steam profile and wait for a friend request. And remember, don’t be autistic about it, just accept the request and start your salty adventure!
Not sure how to git gud? No worries, we have tutorials, sandbox modes, public item builds, and bot matches to help you become a pro salt miner in no time. Trust us, you’ll be the saltiest player on the server in no time!
But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the salt mining tips and tricks, or dive into our New Player Guide and Advanced Movement Guide for even more salty goodness.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for the saltiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. #SaltySquadGoals
Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 28 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?
So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!
Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 79 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!
Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.
But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.
Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!
2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!
3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.
4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!
5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!
So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!
Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
New Chunks Explored: | 608018 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.
So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!
Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 783 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
We have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama dance parties and a sky island where the sheep can fly (yes, you read that right, FLY!). Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime that will follow you around and leave a trail of glitter wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (just don’t ask for unlimited diamonds, we’ve tried that already).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).
Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.