Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws putting floaties and goggles on your daughter every time she goes swimming? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we don’t even allow floaties or goggles in-game because we want you to swim freely like a Minecraft fish!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through pixelated waters without any safety gear, just like your daughter’s grandparents! Who needs arm floaties when you can have virtual blocks to hold onto? And forget about goggles, the pixelated sun is so bright, you won’t need them anyway!

So come on over and dive into our server where the only thing floating will be your character in the water, no floaties required! Don’t be an overprotective parent like in the real world, join us and swim dangerously in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
Falling into the Void: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
Dragon Eggs Found: 1218 Ores Mined: 1419

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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