FloatersMC – The cure for boring Minecraft servers!

Alternative Medicine, Boring, cure, eye care, eye floaters, eye health, eye health concerns, eye health tips, FloatersMC, flu shot, Healthcare, holistic healing, holistic health, job security, Medical advice, Minecraft, natural remedies, non surgical treatment, persistent floaters, Servers, vaccine side effects, Vaxxed, vision problems, wellness

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper is a never-ending case of vaxxed-up warts! Our server was born out of a desperate need for distraction after a questionable vaccination experience, and let’s just say things got a little out of hand.

But fear not, fellow player! Join our server and you’ll find a community of wart-ridden warriors who have banded together to fight off these pesky growths in the most epic way possible – by building giant wart-shaped monuments and battling it out in wart-themed PvP arenas.

So if you’re looking for a non-surgical solution to your wart problem, look no further than our Minecraft server. Who needs a dermatologist when you have a diamond sword and a potion of wart removal? Join us today and let’s wart our way to victory!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	994780
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	996
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Farms Harvested:	638	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Potions Brewed:	108

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Void Gems Collected:	29
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5386
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Potions Brewed:	97
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9206	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	267
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ores Mined:	4847	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Animals Bred:	146
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9395	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Magic Items Found:	1461
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5296
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	224	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mines Excavated:	3473
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!