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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 5368 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Magic Items Found: | 7204 | Buildings Constructed: | 21 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, only to crash land in a village of friendly zombie villagers who just wanted to trade emeralds for rotten flesh. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous baby wolves wearing top hats.
So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before and be part of a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then come join us on our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question: what would it take to flip NJ and NY red? (Hint: probably a lot of TNT and a giant statue of Steve riding a pig)