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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 2142 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, only to crash land in a village of friendly zombie villagers who just wanted to trade emeralds for rotten flesh. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous baby wolves wearing top hats.
So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before and be part of a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then come join us on our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question: what would it take to flip NJ and NY red? (Hint: probably a lot of TNT and a giant statue of Steve riding a pig)