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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 4304 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally sneezed while mining for diamonds and ended up uncovering a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas! True story, I swear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered followers with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows what crazy antics and unexpected surprises await you in our pixelated paradise!