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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 8927 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 7335 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 286 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally sneezed while mining for diamonds and ended up uncovering a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas! True story, I swear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered followers with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows what crazy antics and unexpected surprises await you in our pixelated paradise!