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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 8357 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
New Chunks Explored: | 983850 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally sneezed while mining for diamonds and ended up uncovering a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas! True story, I swear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered followers with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows what crazy antics and unexpected surprises await you in our pixelated paradise!