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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 5654 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Runes Activated: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 3993 | Enchantments Applied: | 276 |
Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Buildings Constructed: | 7 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 1703 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 213 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally sneezed while mining for diamonds and ended up uncovering a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas! True story, I swear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered followers with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows what crazy antics and unexpected surprises await you in our pixelated paradise!