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Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

zxccraft – plasmovoice – emotecraft Minecraft server

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Our advantage comes from the beginning, so to speak, from the basics, our hardware can withstand any load due to the multi-threading of servers, the protection of our server is at its best.

We always strive only for the best, which is why our server version is always on the latest versions.

You will be able to conquer other players with your construction skills, or maybe AMOGUS, maybe you would like to take over the entire server???

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most pasta-tively awesome Minecraft server out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were greeted by a herd of flying spaghetti monsters who showered them with diamonds and gold. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is so Italian, even the creepers wear mustaches and shout “ciao” before exploding. And don’t even get me started on the pizza parties we have every Friday night. It’s a carb-filled extravaganza that will leave you saying “molto bene!”

So come join us on this Minecraft adventure filled with Italian excellence, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe how many meatballs you can fit in your inventory). Mangia, mangia!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Secret Minecart Society – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, non-stop kpop music blasting in the background.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs gather to show off their best dance moves. Rumor has it that even the Ender Dragon has some killer dance skills!

If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with rare kpop memorabilia and enchanted diamond swords that have been autographed by your favorite kpop idols.

So what are you waiting for? Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP today and let the music and madness begin!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Spooky Skelly Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being stuck in your boring human skin all day? Join our Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest skeleton fantasies this Halloween!

Imagine roaming the pixelated lands as a spooky skeleton, scaring unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever you go. But beware, the other players may try to defeat you with their diamond swords and enchanted armor.

Join us for a bone-chilling adventure like no other, where skeletons reign supreme and Halloween never ends. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the skeleton shenanigans begin!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	50	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Big T’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness the legendary Big T in action as he dominates every single competition with his secret weapon – a pet chicken named Clucky who gives him superhuman Minecraft skills! Rumor has it that Big T once defeated an entire army of creepers using nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic adventure and maybe even learn some tips and tricks from the master himself. Who knows, you might even discover your own superpower, like the ability to turn diamonds into chocolate cake with just a flick of your wrist. So come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	45

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Manly Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some testosterone into your gaming experience!

Join us if you want to prove your manliness by battling hordes of zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and your bare fists. Show off your survival skills by building a fortress made entirely out of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Manly Man Mountain, where players can climb to the top and shout their manliest battle cries to the entire server. And if you’re feeling extra brave, take on the challenge of wrestling a pack of rabid wolves with nothing but a stack of raw porkchops.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner manliness and conquer the Minecraft world in the most epic way possible, join us now! Because on our server, being a manly man is the only way to play.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Media SMP Literacy

advertising, Analysis, Communication, critical thinking, digital literacy, education, fake news, information literacy, internet, Journalism, knowledge, Literacy, Media, media literacy, Propaganda, research, Skills, smp, social media, Technology, Understanding

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t understand the importance of media literacy? Well, look no further because our server is all about that sweet, sweet media literacy! We believe that every block you place tells a story, and every creeper explosion is a metaphor for the dangers of fake news. Join us for a wild ride through the world of media literacy, where even the Ender Dragon is a symbol for the power of propaganda. So come on, join our server and let’s decode some pixels together!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

GemCraft | Server & Community

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Why should I join? We are a fully customized server and community. We have most of the features you are familiar with and more. Not in the old and boring way, instead in a new, modern and overall better way. We love constructive feedback. It makes our server and community the best it can possibly be.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

Download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and get ready to dive into a world like no other. Our server is so awesome, even the developers had to write a note about it in September 2024. That’s how legendary we are!

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like the OLD TALES [2nd Anniversary] celebration, where you can take on the Solo Raid: Behemoth and experience Full Burst Day on weekends. And if that’s not enough, get ready for the Co-op: Land Eater event coming up soon!

Join now and recruit heroes like Cinderella and Rapunzel: Pure Grace for free! And don’t miss out on upcoming recruits like Grave, who will blow your mind with their skills.

Dress your heroes in style with costume passes like Scarlet: Black Shadow and Isabel: Honeymoon Party. And keep an eye out for the upcoming Cinderella: Glass Princess costume pass – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the fun never stops and the laughs never end. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Fakout Pump Minecraft SMP

Bobo wins, Deceit, deceitful tactics, Disappointment, fakeout, Fakout, fakout pump, false hope, financial deception, fraud, investing, Manipulation, market manipulation, market trickery, Minecraft, Pump, pump and dump, pump scheme, scam, smp, stock market, Trading, Treat, Trick

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness Bobo, the mischievous prankster, pulling off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. From turning their houses into giant pumpkins to replacing all their diamonds with dirt, Bobo always keeps things interesting.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pumpkin King, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to pumpkin carving contests. Rumor has it that those who defeat him in a carving duel are granted access to a secret pumpkin patch filled with rare treasures.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected, then come join us! Just be prepared for your fakout pump to be officially over, because Bobo always wins.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	5570	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

🔥 HALLOWEEN EVENT 🎃 | /FREE, PVP 👹 Minecraft server

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? The most honest and cool servers in Minecraft: BE!

Here you can relax from the past day and have fun!

Create your own clan and take over the entire server, get to the top or griefer someone else’s base – only with us!

We have realized everything that you could only dream of!

IP: my.ironmine.fun

Port: 19132

Version: 1.0 – 1.21.30 (1.21.30.25 beta)

Website: https://shop.ironmine.fun

Conversation on VK: https://vk.cc/cvhpVI

Telegram channel: https://vk.cc/cuqe9o

❤ Subscribe to the group to stay up to date with all the latest news!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Obscure Music Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being surrounded by normie crap with over 1k views? Do you feel like you’re stuck in a boring room with no way out? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the normie life and embark on epic adventures like never before!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours with their wacky antics and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Leave the normies behind and join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to escaping that boring room once and for all!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Disappointed Sydney Sweeney Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the world and now demand tribute in the form of building epic structures in their honor.

Join us if you dare, because She, the almighty llama queen, is your only option left now. Rumor has it that she can summon lightning bolts with a flick of her tail and has a pet dragon named Fluffy who guards her treasure hoard.

But fear not, brave adventurer, for if you can prove your worth to She and her llama minions, you may just earn a spot in their inner circle of chaos and mayhem. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama steed, and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, She is watching…and she expects nothing but the best from her loyal subjects.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Hot Idea Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Chastity Reverse World comes to life! Join us for a wild ride filled with women warriors dominating the battlefield and turning their enemies into their war grooms.

Imagine coming home from a victorious campaign pregnant with babies sired by the men of the conquered – talk about a plot twist! But hey, that’s just a regular day in our server where anything goes and the crazier the storyline, the better.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience mass armies led by fierce women who aren’t afraid to take charge and conquer in more ways than one? It’s a hot idea that will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to victory. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3