Hi there, Welcome to Flexed Lands. The Worlds Okayest Survival Server. We are officially launching today, at 3:30pm EDT. We have all staff positions open, so come apply! We hope to see you there.
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous lobby codes and horny posts that will make your blocky world sizzle with excitement. Whether you’re looking for a pixelated romance or just some good old-fashioned fun, our server has got you covered.
So why wait? Join us now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of imagination, because things are about to get spicy in our Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 26 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2837 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Convicted is a new custom prisons server that offers a truly unique modern prisons experience!
JOIN ON PC, BEDROCK, MOBILE & CONSOLES
Enjoy the traditional A-Z prison mines ranking system as well as our automining feature to make sure you’re never missing out on rewards!
We are also offering rewards for the top gangs on the server, play to win!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us and become a part of the Divine Julius cult, where we worship Iesus, the Roman equivalent of Zeus. But wait, there’s more! We’ve got crazy theories about the origins of Christianity that will blow your mind. Did the Jews just steal the cult of Julius Caesar and turn it into Christianity? Who knows, but it sure makes for a good story!
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as Julius Caesar’s claims of divinity, then come join us. Just be prepared for some mind-bending theories and a whole lot of fun!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 251 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a player named Io who is totally cool with Rossy molesting kids. Yeah, you heard that right! It’s like a soap opera meets a horror movie meets a comedy show on our server.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And every full moon, a magical unicorn appears to grant wishes to players who can find it.
So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for Rossy and his questionable hobbies!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Survival Server with Economy and Claim
Welcome to our survival server! Here you can survive and build together with other players. Earn money by selling resources and participating in missions.
With our claim system, you can protect your home so no one can destroy it or steal your things. Explore the world, collaborate with friends and have fun!
Join now and start your adventure!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Explore our Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can find the most ridiculous treasures that will make you question your sanity. And don’t forget about our All Saints’ Wake celebration, where the ghosts and ghouls come out to play in the most hilarious ways possible.
But wait, there’s more! Join our meetups where you can hang out with fellow players and watch spooky movies like Evil Dead 2 and Legend of Sleepy Hollow. And if that’s not enough, we even have a Tokusatsu Watch Party featuring the final episode of GARO and a movie that will blow your mind.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves, a skydiving competition with Endermen as your partners, and a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden carrot (because why not?).
Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, Michi the cat with the funny face. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
This is a Bulgarian minecraft SMP server with many options for the player. Various shops are built, you can build any kind of farm (as long as it doesn’t crash the server), there are restarts and interruptions only when you really need to. Join our community now and let’s have fun together!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Self-hosted non-profit Craft To Exile 2 mod server is looking for players Version: 1.20.1 Modpack version: 0.6.2 Mod pack features: adventure, RPG, multiple worlds, etc. Module package size: about 300 pieces Adopt manual review whitelist system Via private messaging IP Detailed information will be posted in Discord
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding llamas armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting fireballs from the sky.
Our server is so wild that even the mobs have formed their own society and are plotting to overthrow the players.
And don’t worry about getting banned for griefing, because on our server, griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!
So come join us if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Hispanic server with a wide variety of modalities and the best community in the world. Come in now and try playing without lag!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Version > 1.9-1.21.1Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and show off their sick dance moves.
So why join our SMP? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, challenge a pack of creepers to a dance-off, and have a pet dragon named Steve? Trust us, this server is lit AF and you won’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans. Join now and get ready for a wild ride!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
