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SmoothCraft SMP: Worst Pickup Line Wins

awkward encounters, cheesy pickup lines, Communication, cringeworthy pickup lines, DATING, dating advice, dating tips, embarrassing confessions, embarrassing moments, FLIRTING, funny pickup lines, funny stories, humor, line, love life, pickup, pickup lines, relationships, SmoothCraft, smp, Social Skills, successful flirting, successful pickup lines, Wins, WORST, worst pickup lines

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2780
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

OMG, so like, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, so lit, you have to join because the admins are like, super cool and they give out free diamonds every day! And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off zombie pigmen with your bare hands! Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in the server and gives out enchanted golden apples to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. So like, what’s the worst pickup line you’ve used that actually worked? Mine was “Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world!” and it totally got me a date with a creeper. Join the server now and let’s mine and craft our way to victory, bros! #MinecraftSMP #HerobrineDanceOff #DiamondsForDays 🤣🤪🎮🔥💎

PixelThreads: Fashion Fails & Funnies

cringe-worthy outfits, cringeworthy fashion trends, embarrassing fashion, Fails, fashion, fashion atrocities, fashion blunders, fashion crimes, fashion disasters, fashion don’ts, fashion fails, fashion faux pas, fashion horrors, fashion mishaps, fashion nightmares, fashion tragedies, Funnies, PixelThreads, regrettable fashion choices, style mistakes, tacky fashion, worst fashion trend

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Villages Defended:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Are you tired of boring old fashion trends? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the most outrageous and hilarious fashion trends you’ve ever seen! From diamond armor with a tutu to a pumpkin helmet paired with a cape made of feathers, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and strut your stuff in the craziest outfits you can imagine. Who knows, you might even start a new trend that takes the Minecraft world by storm! So come on, join us and show off your unique sense of style in ways you never thought possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KimJongCraft – No Rogues Allowed!

Allowed, criticism, KimJongCraft, North Korea, rogue state, Rogues, rubio, Trump government

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

come join our minecraft server! we have more drama than north korea and rubio combined! our server is so rogue, it makes kim jong-un look like a fluffy bunny. come build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist. we have more explosions than a trump tweet storm and more chaos than a white house press conference. join now and experience the thrill of being a true rogue state in the world of minecraft!

BlockyLungCancerRise – NeverSmokers

air pollution, BlockyLungCancerRise, cancer deaths, carcinogens, causal factors, cigarettes, diagnoses, environmental factors, health risks, healthcare disparities, lung cancer, lung health, never-smokers, NeverSmokers, non-smokers, preventative measures, public health, research, respiratory diseases, STUDIES, tobacco, worldwide

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5799
Buildings Constructed:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

so like, u know how u always hear about lung cancer and stuff from smoking? well this server is like the opposite of that! we got lung cancer diagnoses on the rise among never-smokers! it’s like a mystery, dude. we gotta figure out what’s causing it. maybe it’s all the air pollution from creepers exploding everywhere? or maybe it’s the zombie breath? who knows, man. but it’s a wild ride and we need u to join us in this crazy adventure. come on, be a part of something bigger than yourself. be a part of the lung cancer never-smokers club!

Infinity Realms

Creative, Economy, Factions, Infinity, Minigames, Network, PvP, Realms

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Emeralds Found:	4958

Overview

Server Name	Infinity Realms
Server IP	play.infinity-realms.com
Realms	Prison, Slime4Fun Survival, Skyblock
Discord	Available on the server

FAQ

Q: What type of server is Infinity Realms?

A: Infinity Realms is a community that primarily hosts Vanilla with several realms including Prison, Slime4Fun Survival, Skyblock and soon modpacks.

Q: How can I receive a free crate key?

A: If you join from here, let us know and you’ll receive a free crate key of the highest tier in any server of your choice.

Q: Is the Discord server active?

A: Yes, the Discord server is active and available on the server.

Gura Collab Justice 1.20.6

1.20.6, advent, Anime, collab, collaboration, Community, content creators, Entertainment, Gaming, gura, hololive, IDOLS, Justice, ONLINE, streaming, virtual, Virtual talents, virtual world, Vtuber

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	53868	Enchantments Applied:	183
Dimension Hops:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Emeralds Found:	1171	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	198

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so lit, even Gura from Hololive collabed with 2 Justice members before anyone from Advent did! Like, what even is reality anymore, man? Join this server and experience the madness for yourself! Don’t miss out on the craziest collabs in Minecraft history, yo!

SisPaybackPls?

anger, annoyance, Borrowing, Casino, Communication, Confrontation, Dispute, family, Frustration, gambling, Kids, loan, misunderstanding, MONEY, Promise, Repayment, repayment deadline, SisPaybackPls, sister, SUBS, Unpaid

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ores Mined:	7433
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a player who lent money to their family members and ended up in a hilarious showdown. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes chaos?

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with other players. Who knows, you might even encounter a player who asks for diamonds and repays you in obsidian!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Remember, on our server, anything can happen, and every block holds a new adventure. See you in the game!

SubRedditKing Minecraft SMP

community engagement, discussion forums, favorite subreddit, internet culture, Minecraft, most used subreddit, online communities, online discussions., popular subreddits, reddit, smp, social media, subreddit, subreddit activity, subreddit engagement, subreddit interactions, subreddit participation, subreddit preferences, subreddit recommendations, subreddit suggestions, subreddit usage, SubRedditKing, User-generated content

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7698
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4178	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP server, it’s literally the most epic thing ever! Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant statue of a potato and everyone had to bow down to it because it was the ruler of the server. And then another time, someone accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs and chaos ensued, it was hilarious! Plus, the admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and gives everyone unlimited diamonds just for being awesome. So come join us and be part of the most insane, wacky, and totally bananas Minecraft SMP ever! You won’t regret it, I promise!

Blocktopia: Stayin’ Alive

alive, blocktopia, fighting spirit, finding joy, Gratitude, Hope, inner peace, inner strength, life’s worth, love for life, mental health, Mental Wellness, motivation, never giving up, overcoming challenges, perseverance, positivity, purpose, reason to stay alive, resilience, self-care, stayin, staying strong, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3746	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Star Shards Collected:	300	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of living in a boring world where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Do you crave adventure, danger, and the chance to build your own empire? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your prayers (literally, we have a priest who blesses all our players for good luck).

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests, battle dragons with only a stick and some string, and maybe even find true love in the form of a pixelated pig. Our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties in the caves (watch out for their sick dance moves).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but just remember, llamas spit and they don’t forgive easily.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just find your reason to stay alive in a world full of blocky wonders and endless possibilities.

TwisterMC

active community, Alliance, Battles, Challenges, Cities, Diplomacy, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Empire, Events, multiplayer, Nations, negotiations, Resources, smp, Survival, Towny, Trade, TwisterMC, Wars, Whitelist

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	213	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to TwisterMC A unique survival multiplayer (SMP) experience that brings players from around the world together in a vast, Earth-themed map! Form alliances, and engage in epic battles for territory and resources.

twistermc.eu:52009

The Studio

Adventure, age requirement, BUILD, Builder, collaboration, Community, Creative, Difficulty, Discord, early days, Enthusiast, Environment, Future, gameplay, grow, Optimized, Platform, Redstone, rules, smp, streaming, Studio

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Towns Built:	8
Enchantments Applied:	237	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Divine Spears Created:	24
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to The Studio Minecraft Server!

Launched by Nacmac earlier this year alongside their streaming journey, our server is built around community, creativity, and collaboration. Join us as we grow together!

About the Server:

Platform	Bedrock Edition
Difficulty	Hard Mode
Age Requirement	16+
Allowlisted	To ensure a safe, friendly, and troll-free environment.
Optimized	We’re serious about minimizing lag and have rules in place to keep gameplay smooth for everyone.

We’re more than just a server – we’re building a community. Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or redstone enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. The Studio is still in its early days, so this is the perfect time to jump in and help shape the future of our world.

Join Us: Head over to our Discord to get started: https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ

We can’t wait to grow and create with you!

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I’m under 16?	Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 16+ for the safety and enjoyment of all players.
How do I get on the allowlist?	Join our Discord and follow the instructions provided to be added to the allowlist.
What type of gameplay can I expect on the server?	Our server caters to a variety of playstyles, whether you prefer building, adventuring, or redstone engineering.
How can I contribute to the community?	Join in on group projects, events, and discussions to help shape the future of The Studio.

Sonic Racing Transformed 1.20.3

1.20.3, all-stars, arcade racing, best game, drift, enhanced version, kart racing, multiplayer, Nostalgia, online play, power ups, ps4, PS5, Racing, racing game, Racing Transformed, sega, Sega characters, sonic, sonic the hedgehog, team sonic racing, Transformed, video game

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	6444
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	6359

Yo, listen up! If you’re tired of waiting for Sonic and All-Stars Racing Transformed to come to PS4 or PS5, then come join our Minecraft server! We may not have Sonic racing, but we have something even better – blocky racing!

Race against your friends in epic Minecraft kart races that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)! Who needs Sonic when you can have Steve and his crew tearing up the tracks?

Forget about Team Sonic Racing – join our server for the ultimate racing experience that will have you saying, “Gotta mine fast!” Don’t miss out on the craziest kart racing fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

DaughterCraft: AmISensitive?

401k savings, Adult Daughter, aita, AmISensitive, ankylosing spondylitis pain, arguments, back pay, borrowing money, burden, Chores, DaughterCraft, disability approval, disabled, disrespectful behavior., flare up, groceries, Messes, move out, opioids, prescriptions, raised alone, reschedule appointment, sensitivity, silent treatment, single mother

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful adult children who mooch off of you and treat you like dirt? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise free from entitled offspring!

On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss and no one can tell you what to do. No more justifying your grocery list or begging for help with chores – it’s all about you and your creativity!

Plus, with our virtual currency system, you’ll never have to worry about borrowing money from ungrateful children again. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with disrespectful adult children.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the drama – because in this world, you call the shots!

AwkwardSexyMinecraftSMP

awkward, awkward moments, AwkwardSexyMinecraftSMP, comedic, cringe-worthy, DATING, EMBARRASSING, Expectations, fantasies, funny, humor, Intimacy, Real Life, reality check, relationships, role playing, Sexy, social situations, theory, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where we all tried to build a giant chicken out of diamonds, but then someone accidentally set it on fire and it was like a disco inferno! And then there was this other time where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village, but then the llamas started spitting at everyone and it was so gross but also kinda hilarious.

But seriously, you gotta join because we have the best parties ever! Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was doing the chicken dance but with zombie pigmen, it was wild. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like the time we filled someone’s house with a million chickens and they were clucking everywhere, it was so chaotic but so funny.

So yeah, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Plus, we have a secret underground disco room where we all go to dance and let loose, it’s like the coolest place ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Midterm Mayhem: Trump’s Loyalist Landgrab

authoritarianism, checks and balances, Democracy, democratic process, election integrity, election interference, election security, Government, Landgrab, Loyalist, Loyalists, MAYHEM, Midterm, midterm elections, partisan control, political appointments, political corruption, political influence, political manipulation, power grab, RIGGED, trump, Trumps, voter suppression, voting rights

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Villages Defended:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Crops Grown:	7466

Are you tired of worrying about rigged elections and political drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place where you can escape the chaos of the real world and focus on building your dream blocky empire!

Join us and experience a world where Trump’s loyalists are actually friendly villagers who just want to trade with you for rare items. No need to worry about rigged elections here, unless you count the time when a group of creepers tried to overthrow the mayor and failed miserably.

So why wait? Join our server now and build, mine, and craft your way to victory in a world where the only thing being rigged is the occasional redstone contraption by a mischievous player. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Players:	103/800	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18