FlatterCraft: Bare Minimum Sadness

Self Respect, bare minimum, self improvement, self-image, sad

New Minecraft Servers

hey u, yes u! u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, come join our server where the pigs ride on chickens and the creepers dance the cha cha slide!

u wanna know why u should join? well, let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a diamond sword that could talk! it told them jokes and gave them tips on how to defeat the ender dragon. but that’s not all, the diamond sword also had a secret dance move that made all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine.

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this. our server has a secret underground disco party where all the villagers let loose and party until the sun comes up. u can join them and show off your best dance moves while wearing a chicken suit.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the wackiest, craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u superpowers? yeah, that’s a thing.

OzKiwiCraft: No Fly Zone!

flight routes, new zealand, Zone, emergency landings, air traffic control

so, like, this server is so epic that even airplanes are getting diverted just to join in on the fun! like, imagine being in the middle of a live fire drill and suddenly deciding, “nah, i’d rather be mining for diamonds in this sick minecraft server.”

our server is so lit that even countries are like, “yo, we gotta check this out.” it’s like the whole world is coming together just to play some blocky games.

join us and be part of the chaos. who knows, maybe next time it’ll be aliens invading earth just to get a piece of the action.

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
CraftyCutting Ultra Food

energy levels, Healthy Eating, weight management, Food, better mood

come join our epic minecraft server where cutting ultra-processed foods leads to weight loss and better mood!! 😂🍔💪

we got players who went from being chubby noobs to slim pro gamers just by eating less junk food in the game! 🎮🍟

imagine mining for diamonds with a salad in hand, feeling light and energized as you conquer the virtual world! 🥗💎

join us now and level up your health and mood while building the ultimate pixelated empire! 🌟🏰 #healthylivingminecraftstyle 😜🎮

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
The Vanilla Chaos

Hardcore, Chaos, Vanilla

Welcome to THE VANILLA CHAOS!!!!!

We keep it simple. A brand new map!

We use a vanilla server jar, so the game works as expected all the time, in every way.

We use ViaProxy so you can connect with any java version of minecraft.

That’s it. There is nothing else to this server, but hardcore is turned on!

If enough people play, I will upgrade the server!

Server Info:

IP thevanillachaos.com

Rules None

Version Any

FAQ

What is the IP for the server?

The IP for the server is thevanillachaos.com

Are there any rules on the server?

No, there are no rules on the server.

Which Minecraft version can I use to connect to the server?

You can connect to the server using any Java version of Minecraft.

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Pixel Fusion Realms 1.20.5

FAQ, ydg, EDG, Archive, Copilot

Yo, have you heard about this secret butt fun edition of a Minecraft server? It’s like a wild ride through a land of chaos and confusion, but in a good way, ya know? Join us for some crazy adventures and unexpected surprises around every corner.

Forget the boring old servers with the same old stuff, this one is like a breath of fresh air in a world full of stale memes and basic builds. We’ve got secret tunnels, hidden treasures, and a community of players who are just as loony as you are.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning reality and wondering why you didn’t join sooner. Let’s get weird together!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Fiance, home renovation, Server, relationship, Standards

Are you tired of your Minecraft partner not taking building and expanding your virtual home seriously? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for all the planners out there! Join us and leave the “just in time” solutions behind, because on our server, we believe in proper preparation for the future of your blocky abode.

Imagine a world where every block placed is carefully thought out and meticulously planned. That’s the kind of dedication we expect from our players. No more nonchalant attitudes towards building and expanding – it’s time to take your Minecraft home to the next level!

And hey, if you’re looking for a partner who shares your passion for planning and preparation, you might just find them on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate to build a blocky future with. So why wait? Join us now and start building your dream Minecraft home, one block at a time!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP