Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

foolishness, tolerance, handling, annoyance, fixed it

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Greate: Sea Wars [PvP] [Mod]

Modded Server Community, Enhanced Gameplay Mechanics, collaborative building projects, Unique Resource Management, creative building challenges
Greate: To The Sea [PvP] [Modded] {GTCEu 7} {Create}

Hey gamers!

A new Create modded factions server is coming soon! If you like fun and mods, this is for you. Here’s what’s in the pack:

Primary Mods
What’s Special?

This is not just a random mix of mods. The Steam Age has been swapped with Andesite Age. Plus, there’s a quest line to help new players get started.

No Need to Fear GregTech!

If GregTech sounds tough, chill out! The quest line will help you learn the basics. And if you don’t like it, Mekanism is here too, with some tweaks. Oh, and of course, there’s Create for all the building fans!

Join Us on Discord!

Chat with us here: Discord

Get ready to craft, fight, and explore! See you in the game!
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Just Enough Mods SMP {NeoForge} 18+

Strategic Team Alliances, community-driven mod selection, immersive crafting mechanics, Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay, engaging survival challenges
Join Our Modded SMP!

We are a fresh modded SMP, just a few days old, and we need cool peeps to join us!

Server Info:
What’s in the Pack?

This pack is made to boost the vanilla feel and add fun stuff for multiplayer. Key mods include:
Your Input Matters!

Got ideas? We want to hear them! Changes are welcome as long as they fit the vibe.

How to Join?

If you’re keen, hit us up here or on Discord with a quick intro. We’d love to have you!

Note:

This is an 18+ server. No Mekanisms, Ars, or Way stones will be added.

Cheers!
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JailBreakMC Fun Zone PvP Grind

competitive PvP battles, immersive mining experience, interactive player-driven economy, PvP, balanced gameplay mechanics
Welcome to JailBreakMC

🔗 IP: play.jailbreakmc.games Version: 1.19.4

JailBreakMC is the best prison server out there. It’s not just about mining; it’s about the grind! Whether you want to get free, craft cool tools, or fight in PvP, this is the place.

What Makes Us Special?
Join our Discord: Discord Link Visit our Store: Server Site

Come and be part of the fun at JailBreakMC!
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Nisse SMP [Semi-Vanilla] {Whitelisted}

friendship-focused gameplay, fair play principles, Semivanilla, Whitelisted, non-toxic interactions

### Nisse SMP [Semi-Vanilla] {Whitelisted}

Tired of big servers with land claims and hard commands? Miss the good old days of trust and fun?

Welcome to NisseSMP! A fresh, whitelisted SMP where pals and fair play come first.

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### Why Join Us?

– 🌎 A Fresh World: A brand new map just launched this Saturday! 19/7

– 🤝 True Trust-Based Survival: No land-claiming plugins. Your rep matters here.

– 💰 100% Player-Driven Economy: No admin shops or pay-to-win. Trade in our cool shopping spot!

– ✨ Vanilla-Plus Gameplay: We keep it simple with quality-of-life plugins. No big changes!

– 👥 A Curated Community: Our whitelist keeps it friendly and mature.

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Looking for a long-term home? Build, trade, and work with like-minded folks.

Ready to start? Join our Discord to apply! Discord Link

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PalinSMP Fun Zone {Crossplay} {Eco}

Enhanced Survival Mechanics, Diverse Player Roles, Collaborative gameplay strategies, custom item recipes, dynamic world exploration

# Join Us on PalinSMP

Welcome to PalinSMP! It’s a fun 1.21.7 crossplay server with cool stuff like:

– Modified Terrain Gen – Unique Server Items – Player and Server Economy – No Griefing – Light Lore

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## Server Info – Java: `palinsmp.com` – Bedrock: `play.palinsmp.com` Port: `25583` – Discord: Join Us

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## Features!

### QoL – Use commands like: – `/home` (max 10) – `/back` – `/tpa` – `/warp`

– Enjoy treefeller and veinminer for easy gathering!

### Land Claims – We use the Lands plugin to keep things safe. – Make your own claims, from big nations to small homes.

### Worlds – Explore the Overworld, Nether, and End with fun new items and unique structures. – Check out Terratonic, Incendium, and Stellarity for more fun! – Experience all four seasons with RealisticSeasons!

### Friendly Community – Our players are super nice and always ready to help new folks get started!

### Exclusive Items and Features – We have a custom plugin called Flavorful. – Get unique item recipes and even dip your iron tools in lava for a beast tool!

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Come join the fun and make new friends!

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