NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Buildings Constructed:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9509
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	1018
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	3970

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Crops Grown:	4500
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Zombie Dances:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Towns Built:	5	Void Armor Forged:	10

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Animals Bred:	61	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Farms Harvested:	734
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Zombie Dances:	5

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Pixel Pathways 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., long tail tags, one page thread, opt, pathways, PIXEL, post pages

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	7285
Secret Passages Found:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual time machine but only post pages from 2024!

You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.

Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.

It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.

Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!

PixelPheromones

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, non-physical, Passion, Personality, PixelPheromones, sense of humor, VALUES, WIT

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Animals Bred:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ores Mined:	7113
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall head over heels? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players with personalities so charming, you’ll be smitten in no time. From witty banter to hilarious jokes, you’ll never be bored with our community.

Join us for a chance to meet the love of your Minecraft life. Who needs physical traits when you can have a player who can make you laugh until your sides hurt? Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a heart-shaped island where love is always in the air.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate today!

IsraeliCraft: Palestinian Replacements

construction projects, construction sector, cultural exchange, demographic shift, economic impact, employment, foreign workers, immigration, Indian workers, international workers, Israeli construction industry, IsraeliCraft, job market, Job Opportunities, labor market dynamics, labor migration, labor relations, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, palestinians, replacements, skilled labor, Workforce

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE AN EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN INDIAN WORKERS AND PALESTINIANS BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN NOW TO SEE WHO WILL BUILD THE BEST HOUSES AND MINE THE MOST DIAMONDS! WILL THE INDIANS TAKE OVER OR WILL THE PALESTINIANS FIGHT BACK WITH TNT CANNONS?! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY! 🤣🏗️💣 #MinecraftDrama #BuildOrBoom #JoinTheChaos

ElonCraft2021: Berlin Drama

accusations, berlin, Berlin news, controversy, Drama, election, election meddling, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft2021, foreign interference, germany, Government, headlines, influence, international relations, News, political influence, Politics, Technology, tesla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Void Gems Collected:	35	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, berlin is accusing elon musk of trying to like, influence germany’s election, like what even is that? join our server and be part of the drama, maybe elon will come on and build a rocket ship or something, who knows? come join the chaos and build your own empire, maybe you’ll become the next big influencer in the minecraft world, who needs elon musk when you have our server, amirite? come join now and let the madness begin!

Emerald Valley SMP

Adventure, amazing, application, BUILD, collaboration, Community, creativity, Diamond, Discord, Emerald, Environment, friendliness, Griefing, Journey, Mods, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Qol, Season, smp, Survival, Valley

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1690
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6623	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Emerald SMP Season 1

Overview:

Features	Description
Vanilla gameplay	No mods except a few QoL plugins, pure Minecraft experience
Player ran economy	Players can trade and sell items to each other
Whitelisted server	Safe and enjoyable environment for players
PvE and optional PvP	Players can choose to engage in player versus environment or player versus player gameplay
SFW environment	Safe for work environment with strict rules against inappropriate content

FAQ:

Q: How do I join Emerald SMP?

A: Join our Discord server, complete a quick application to be whitelisted, and then start your adventure!

Q: Why should I join Emerald SMP?

A: If you’re looking for a friendly, player-driven server with a focus on creativity and collaboration, Emerald SMP is the perfect place for you.

Q: Is griefing allowed on Emerald SMP?

A: No, we have a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Can I trade with other players on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, players can engage in player-to-player trading to exchange items and resources.

Q: Are there any specific rules I should be aware of on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to maintain a respectful and friendly community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.

Eternal Quests 1.21.2

1.21.2, animal anatomy, animal attraction, Animal Behavior, animal instincts, bestiality, controversial, Curiosity, ETERNAL, ethical concerns, fetish, genuine question, Horse, moral boundaries, Psychological, Quests, rimming, sexual behavior, sexual desires, sexual exploration, taboo, taboo behavior, unusual fetishes

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Votes:	6765
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Star Shards Collected:	122

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill of rimming a horse’s filthy asshole, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got horses for days, man, and you can get up close and personal with their buttholes like never before.

Forget about building cool structures or fighting mobs, the real fun is in getting down and dirty with those horse booties.

Don’t question it, just join and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most bizarre way possible.

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