FitCraft: Mansplain Edition

abs, aita, body composition, body fat, body image, calories, Credentials, dieting, Edition, FitCraft, FITNESS, fitness industry, health, impossible standards, Mansplain, mansplained, mansplaining, nutrition, Unhealthy, unrealistic expectations, weight loss, wellness, Women’s Health

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9928
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2311
Buildings Constructed:	32	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of people bragging about their unrealistic body goals on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to escape the madness!

Join us and you’ll meet players who claim to have 5% body fat from only eating 500 calories a day for years! That’s right, we have the most dedicated and delusional players around. Who needs visible abs when you can have impossible standards instead?

And if anyone tries to mansplain the facts to you, just tell them you know your body better than anyone else! So come on over to our server and leave reality at the door – because here, the crazier the claim, the better!

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5270
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Towns Built:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	3037
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
New Chunks Explored:	56160	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ores Mined:	3611
Farms Harvested:	745	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2703
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	696
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6315
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Star Shards Collected:	196

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Potions Brewed:	88
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!

GFvsBFFs: NoRegrets

abusive ex, Accountability, AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Friends, GFvsBFFs, Girlfriend, Honesty, noregrets, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, self improvement, social settings, Support, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal just like in a soap opera.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend steals them all and runs off into the sunset. But wait, there’s more! Your ex-girlfriend shows up with her new boyfriend, causing chaos and drama among your friends. Will you forgive her or join forces with your friends to take her down?

With over 20+ players, you’ll never run out of drama on our server. Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, drama llama is always watching!

BlockAddictz

addiction, Behavior, BlockAddictz, compulsion, coping mechanism, cravings, dependency, habits, mental health, Obsession, Psychological, Recovery, relapse prevention, self-control, substance abuse, Support, Therapy, Treatment, triggers, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you addicted to building epic structures in Minecraft? Are you addicted to trolling your friends by hiding TNT traps in their houses? Are you addicted to collecting every single type of block in the game, even if it means spending hours mining underground?

Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your addictions! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a pet dragon who will help you conquer your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in all your Minecraft addictions in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, assault, CarCraft, Civilian Cars, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Equipment, Military, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military vehicles, Minecraft, russian military, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, Shortage, Shortage of Vehicles, troop deployment, Vehicle Shortage, War

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a shortage of armored vehicles just like the russian troops! but don’t worry, we got you covered with civilian cars for all your assaulting needs. drive into battle like a boss and show those creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself drives a pink convertible and will give you a ride if you ask nicely. so what are you waiting for? hop on this crazy train of chaos and fun!