FitCraft: Mansplain Edition

abs, aita, body composition, body fat, body image, calories, Credentials, dieting, Edition, FitCraft, FITNESS, fitness industry, health, impossible standards, Mansplain, mansplained, mansplaining, nutrition, Unhealthy, unrealistic expectations, weight loss, wellness, Women’s Health

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4318	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Emeralds Found:	1821
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of people bragging about their unrealistic body goals on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to escape the madness!

Join us and you’ll meet players who claim to have 5% body fat from only eating 500 calories a day for years! That’s right, we have the most dedicated and delusional players around. Who needs visible abs when you can have impossible standards instead?

And if anyone tries to mansplain the facts to you, just tell them you know your body better than anyone else! So come on over to our server and leave reality at the door – because here, the crazier the claim, the better!

CraftyBridesmaidDrama

affordability, bridal party, bridesmaid costs, Communication, CraftyBridesmaidDrama, destination bachelorette party, financial boundaries, financial strain, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Guilt, Honesty, makeup costs, MONEY, travel expenses, wedding attire, wedding budget, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding participation, wedding planning

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendship doesn’t come with a price tag! Unlike being a bridesmaid in real life, on our server, you can be as broke as a joke and still have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun without breaking the bank. No need to worry about destination bachelorette parties or expensive dresses here – just grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to friendship!

So come on, don’t be an “asshole” like in real life, join our server and let’s make memories that won’t cost you a dime!

TextureHaterCraft

eating habits, food aversions, food avoidance, food choices, food dislikes, food habits, food phobias, food preferences, food sensitivities, food texture, picky eater, sensory issues, taste preferences, texture aversion, TextureHaterCraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mines Excavated:	2653
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Do you avoid certain foods because they feel like a slimy slug in your mouth? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that all virtual food will have the perfect texture! No more gagging over mushy bananas or squishy tomatoes, our pixelated cuisine will have you drooling for more.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a juicy masterpiece that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha. Legend has it that anyone who takes a bite of the Blocky Burger will gain superhuman building skills and the ability to mine diamonds with their bare hands. So join us now and feast like a king while building like a pro!

Sponsorship Reversed – The Minecraft Server

#endorsement, advertising, broadcasting, Commercial, Consumer, Deception, episode, false advertising, Listener, Manipulation, Marketing, Media, Message, Minecraft, opposite, Podcast, Promotion, reversed, Server, Show, sponsor, sponsored content, Sponsorship, tagline

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

So, like, this minecraft server is brought to you by NOT joining any other server, ya feel me? like, you don’t wanna be basic and join those other servers, you wanna join OURS. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a diamond sword with UNLIMITED POWER. yeah, you heard me right, UNLIMITED POWER. they were like, “woah, this server is lit fam, i’m never leaving!” and they lived happily ever after, slaying creepers and building epic castles.

but wait, there’s more. on our server, every block you break turns into a block of GOLD. yeah, you read that right, GOLD. so you’ll be rolling in riches in no time, building your own golden empire and flexing on all the other players.

oh, and did i mention that every time you defeat a zombie, it drops a stack of DIAMONDS? yeah, it’s like a bling bling party up in here. so come join our server, where the loot is insane, the adventures are wild, and the fun never stops. you won’t regret it, trust me.

MasterRealm

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Custom, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Loot, MasterRealm, Minigames, mobs, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, semi anarchy, server discord, server ip, Survival, survival server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9067
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Master Realm Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Anarchy World with Vanilla++
Challenge Elitemobs
Slimefun Crafting
Cross-Platform Support
Vanilla World Border

FAQ

Q: What are the rules on Master Realm?

A: The rules are simple – No XRAY, No Hacks. Play fair and enjoy the challenge!

Q: Can Java and Bedrock players play on the server?

A: Yes, both Java and Bedrock players are welcome to join the chaos on Master Realm.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP: 194.153.216.145:25573 to connect and claim your spot!

Q: Is there a Discord server for Master Realm?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/GqdNzxg77W

Sky and Serene Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Isles, Serene, SKY

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchantments Applied:	293	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Emeralds Found:	2795
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Himmel and Heiter are like the ultimate duo of chaos and destruction? Like, they did nothing wrong, but everything right in the world of blocky adventures! Join this server if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your life, where the only rule is to have no rules at all! Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this madness of epic proportions! Let’s gooooo!

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	5070
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Potions Brewed:	114
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1324
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	1993	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Potions Brewed:	172	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5206
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	176
Blood Moons Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Buildings Constructed:	42	Runes Activated:	0

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5249

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!