Fishy Roleplay | New Minecraft Servers 2025

VanceCraft: Breaking Taboos & Building Blocks

blocks, BREAKING, building, CONSERVATIVE, controversial meeting, controversy, extremism, far right leader, far-right party, German politics, germany, JD Vance, leader, Meeting, meeting with far-right party, nationalism, political dialogue, Political discussion, Political Engagement, Politics, right wing, taboo-breaking, Taboos, VanceCraft

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Runes Activated:	5

so, like, imagine this: you join our minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where JD Vance is breaking taboos left and right! he’s meeting with the leader of Germany’s far-right party, like, what even is happening?! but don’t worry, because on our server, anything is possible!

join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. build your own empire, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even run into JD Vance himself (okay, maybe not, but a player named JD_Vance might be wandering around somewhere).

why join our server, you ask? well, where else can you witness such insane events and have the chance to be a part of them? plus, our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who will make your time here unforgettable.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin! who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with JD Vance and the leader of Germany’s far-right party. anything can happen in our wacky minecraft world!

Quarter of the Void 1.20.5

1.20.5, AMERICANS, college students, CUMSHOTS, Ego, ejaculations, elderly couples, Empty, Men, nation, people, per hour, per minute, per second, professionals, Quarter, sexually active, virginities, Void, work, working hours, younger ones

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Towns Built:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	1416
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server and escape the overwhelming pressure of millions of ejaculations happening every second in America!

Experience a world where you can build, explore, and mine without worrying about the weight of simultaneous cumshots crushing your ego.

College students, overworked professionals, and elderly couples can all come together in our server to unleash their creativity and have fun without the burden of societal expectations.

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the madness of real life and join us in a virtual world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

ExBlocktion Minecraft Server

Argument, Bachelor, bills, Carpenter, Court, electrician, ex, ExBlocktion, father in-law, fixer upper, Girlfriend, Handy, House, Kids, Minecraft, moving out, Pregnant, renovation, rent out, SEPARATE, Separated, Server, splitting, WIBTA

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	546969	Magic Crystals Found:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Emeralds Found:	9305	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they own the place? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual house without any interference from pesky father-in-laws! No need to worry about splitting bills or dealing with family drama – just focus on crafting and building to your heart’s content.

Plus, our server is equipped with a special “Ex-Father-in-Law Eliminator” tool that allows you to banish any unwanted relatives from your virtual world. Say goodbye to awkward family arguments and hello to a stress-free gaming experience!

So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding the perfect spot for your diamond castle. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life renovations and family disputes.

CrazyCraft: AITA?!?!

Adult, aita, attachment, birthday present, Boyfriend, cat, crazy, crazycraft, DAUGHTER, dog, family dog, ferret, full-time job, GRIEVING, mean, pet responsibility, RESPONSIBILITY, School, SNAKE, social life

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into getting pets for your kids? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the never-ending cycle of pet responsibility. No more cleaning up after snakes, feeding ferrets, or walking dogs. Our virtual world is pet-free and responsibility-free! Plus, you won’t have to deal with any sneaky boyfriends buying unwanted pets for your adult children. Say goodbye to pet drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join now and leave the real-life pet responsibilities behind!

CraftyCraze: The Best Thing!

Advancements, best, CraftyCraze, current affairs, current events, encouraging, Global, Happening, Impactful, inspiring, noteworthy, opinion, Optimistic, Positive Change, positive news, progress, Significant, society, trend, Uplifting, world

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Well, obviously it’s our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that shoot rainbow fireballs. Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness happening on our server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyModiMuskMixup

confusion, controversy, CraftyModiMuskMixup, Diplomatic, discussion, Government, headline, Indian PM, international affairs, Meeting, modi, Musk, News, Politics, relationships, speculation, summit, summit meeting, trump, U.S. visit, world leaders

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

so, like, you gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz like, trump was all like, “wut da heck, why is modi hangin’ out with musk in da u.s.???” and we were all like, “yo, come join our server and maybe u can figure it out, bro!”

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant chicken made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster dat goes through a volcano.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all our rare items, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

so come join us on dis wild ride and maybe u can solve da mystery of modi and musk’s epic hang sesh. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

CraftVerse Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, anti-connection, anti-social, antisocial behavior, apathetic, Craftverse, disconnected, Disconnection, fictional language, Hermit, independent, Introvert, ISOLATION, isolationism, LONER, LoneWolf, misanthropic, Netflix, programming, Realms, reclusive, solitary, solitude

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Star Shards Collected:	138	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Yo bro, forget about connecting with humans and dive into the ultimate Minecraft server where you can speak the language of the blocks! Join us and learn the language of creepers, zombies, and Endermen – who needs people when you can communicate with pixelated mobs? Plus, our server has a secret language only true gamers can decipher, so if you’re tired of human interaction, come join us for a language experience like no other!

RabbitHoleRage

Communication, comorbid disorders, dieting, education, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Healthy Eating, medical field, mental disorders, mental health, mental health challenges, mental health support, personal boundaries, RabbitHoleRage, restrictive diets, scientific research, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Love Letters Sent:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	250	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is filled with so much chaos and fun that you won’t even remember why you were arguing with your brother about carnivore diets and big pharma.

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own tiny home without any construction skills, start a food truck without any cooking experience, and tackle huge projects that you’ll never finish – just like your brother! Plus, our server is so immersive that you’ll feel like you’re living in a capitalist hellscape, but with more diamonds and creepers.

Forget about toxic gas from plant materials – on our server, the only toxic thing you’ll encounter is the occasional troll in the chat. So come on over and let’s play some video games together, because who needs family drama when you have a virtual world to escape to?

UnicornJuggler Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, UnicornJuggler

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Bro, have you ever tried to tame a pack of wild llamas while riding a pig in Minecraft? It’s like trying to juggle creepers while riding a rollercoaster made of TNT! But that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got the craziest challenges and the wackiest adventures waiting for you.

Join us if you want to battle giant chickens with diamond swords, build a house out of nothing but slime blocks, or race against a horde of zombie villagers in a minecart derby. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you have to decipher riddles written in chicken scratch to find the hidden loot.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a dragon while wearing a pumpkin on your head for extra protection? Trust me, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious server out there. Plus, we have free cake every Friday! So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem today!

AmbassadorXtraterrestrial

#announcement, acceptance, Alien Ambassador., alien encounter, Ambassador of Earth, AmbassadorXtraterrestrial, Contact Earth, Cosmic Connection, diplomatic relations, Earth’s Representative, Extraterrestrial Communication, Friendly Aliens, global communication, global unity, Identity, Intergalactic Diplomacy, intergalactic relations, interstellar communication, Special Selection, unique opportunity, Universal Peace

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Welcome to our out-of-this-world Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest alien ambassador dreams! Picture this: you, decked out in a shiny spacesuit, representing Earth to a group of friendly extraterrestrials. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special “Alien Ambassador” roleplay event where you can negotiate intergalactic treaties, explore alien worlds, and even ride in a spaceship (virtual, of course). Plus, who wouldn’t want to be the chosen one by aliens? So come on, join us and show those aliens why you’re the best ambassador Earth has to offer!

CraftyPutinLiesLOL

accusations, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, CraftyPutinLiesLOL, Deception, Diplomacy, Dispute, international relations, Liar, Meeting, Politics, president, putin, russia, summit, trump, Truth, Ukraine, world leaders, zelenskyy

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Dragon Scales Harvested:	266
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server, cuz, like, zelenskyy said that putin is a big fat liar, and we all know that means u gotta come play on our server to escape all the lies and drama in the real world, ya know? plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party with all the cool kids in town. so, like, what are u waitin’ for? come join us and let’s have a blast together, cuz life is too short to be serious all the time, amirite?

AnarchyyMC

Allies, AnarchyyMC, Chat, Community, Discord, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Homes, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, solo play, Teleportation, Toxicity, Warps

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6226
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1484
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒!

A Brand New Friendly Anarchy Minecraft Server!

Total Freedom	Minimal Rules
No land claims, no limits	PvP, raiding, and griefing allowed
Only One Rule	No toxicity

Other Features:

Friendly community
TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes
Play solo or with friends

IP: mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz

Version: 1.21.4

Discord: https://discord.gg/PrP5PwjhY2

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are land claims allowed?	No, there are no land claims on this server.
What is the server version?	The server is on version 1.21.4.
What is the Discord link?	You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/PrP5PwjhY2.

Mechanical Love 1.21.3

1.21.3, acceptance, Artificial Intelligence, compassion, DATING, discrimination, Ethics, Future, Gender Identity, human emotions, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, love, machine learning, mechanical, prejudice, relationships, ROBOT, society, Technology, trans girl, Understanding

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1070	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Yo, bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where robots date trans girls? It’s like a virtual love paradise, man! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures where anything can happen, even robot-trans girl romances!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensues when robots try to navigate the world of dating with trans girls. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and surprises that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block)!

So come on, join us on this one-of-a-kind server where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. Who knows, you might even witness a robot proposing to a trans girl in front of a crowd of creepers! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

CartelCraze-BeGone!

border control, border security, CartelCrazeBeGone, Cartels, collaboration, CounterTerrorism, cross-border crime, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug trafficking organizations, drug war, International cooperation, joint operation, joint task force, law enforcement, mexico, military units, national security, organized crime, security forces, U.S

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Dimension Hops:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pesky cartels ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where the U.S. and Mexico have teamed up with their top military units to take down all the cartels once and for all! Fight alongside Navy SEALs and Mexican special forces as you rid the server of drug lords and their minions. Don’t miss out on this epic battle for justice and loot – join now and help us create a cartel-free Minecraft world!

The Lab

1.21.4, Armor statues, Banner Flags, BlazeandCave’s Advancements Pack, Craftoria, Discord-Minecraft Chat Integration, Dynmap, Ender Dragon Fight Remastered, Essence RPG, Events, FireTick, germany, hard mode, Head Database, Lab, Minigames, modded server, shopping district, smp, vanilla refresh, Villager Leash, world border

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1443
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9680
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

General Info
Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features
[New!] Essence RPG
[New!] Banner Flags
[New!] Vanilla Refresh
[New!] Ender Dragon Fight Remastered
[New!] Villager Leash
[New!] BlazeandCave’s Advancements Pack
Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Armor statues

FAQ

Q: How long has the server been running?

A: The server started back in the middle of August in ’24 and is now on its 4th season.

Q: Is there a map reset planned?

A: Unlike prior seasons, we don’t plan on resetting the map for a very long time.

Q: What can I do on the server?

A: You can build your base, shop in the shopping district, participate in events and minigames, and even host your own events.

Q: Are there any additional servers running?

A: Yes, alongside the semi-vanilla SMP, there is also a modded server using the Craftoria modpack.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and fill out an application.

Players:	98/200	Votes:	8819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Crops Grown:	8958
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	257	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7