so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you want to join, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans. we got, like, a whole bunch of First Nations tribes running the show, and they’re not messing around. they’re all like, “give us our billions, Canada!” and Canada is just like, “oops, our bad.” it’s a total mess, but it’s also, like, the most epic drama you’ll ever witness in Minecraft. so come join us and see the chaos unfold! it’s gonna be wild, yo.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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